How to annoy your Date
Not every date is fun. Sometimes we go on a date and regret going out with them. In some rare cases even parents might fix you a date. Obviously, first step for an arranged marriage. Now a days parents send the prospective bride and groom on a date. So, if you are not interested to carry on with the person follow these simple steps,
Be narcissistic – Talk about only yourself. “My dog, my house, my bike, my job, my friends, my… my… my…”. Stuff them with every “my stuff” they would get suffocated. Don’t give them a chance to talk about themselves.
Be dumb - Don’t talk much or don’t talk at all. Make your date to talk non stop. When they finish, keep a straight face and ask “What else?”
Be opinionated – Its good to have an opinion, but when you express you opinion on everything on your very first date, it would surely scare your date. They would also wonder about your opinion on them. Also comment on their choice of clothing, style and if the location was selected by them, then on that too. Of course not in a positive manner.
Be pushy - Try to give an impression that you are ready for a relationship immediately. (Don’t try this on an “arranged marriage date”)
Words usage – Use the word hate and love as much as possible even for silly matters. This gives an impression that you are not rational as you either like or dislike things. And never appriciate anything in true manner.
The blame game – Blame them for everything that goes wrong during the date. Blame them if the coffee does not taste good, blame if there is no hand dryer in the restaurant, literally complain about everything and drop the blame on them.
PS: In some cases, these three steps does the exact opposite to what it should do, so first know what kind of person your date is and then proceed! Follow these under your own risk.
LOL! These basic steps are going to work, anyway!
LOL Moulee, you surely know how to annoy people in general. So no doubt it goes for date too. It serves you well though xD
LOL Kazu, its always good to have some annoying skill. It would surely help one day
Burp, scratch , letch at anything in skirts. Yawn loudly??
Yes that would surely work, but you dont want others in the restaurant to hate you right? hehe
LOL Kazu, its always good to have some annoying skill. It would surely help one day
Lol.. Awesome post
.. Have you tried these tips before?? 
Thanks
LOL no, never tried 
Just be your self Moulee, thats enough to have your dinner partner escape from the restroom window!! (kidding, lol)
Arranged dates like that are bound to end up a disaster.