PITA moments
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend said Aristotle. But what happens when your friend turns into a bane. Especially if you have a friend who is bitten by love bug. And there are times you feel to throttle your friend for being a pain in the ass (PITA).
PITA # 1 : When you find out the home made sweets and pickles your mom gave while you returned to hostel after vacation have been finished by your chum overnight when you were snoring.
PITA # 2 : When you find your brand new shirt on your pal.
PITA # 3 : When everybody asks if its your buddies shirt while you wear the shirt next time.
PITA # 4 : When you find your mobile balance nil, only to discover that your comrade used it to continue the love epic with his squeeze while you were asleep as his mobile balance drained.
PITA # 5 : When you have to guard outside the room while your friend and his squeeze try to create a new love saga inside.
PITA # 6 : When you see your friend with phone on the bed snogging his sweetheart, while you burn the midnight oil for the next days exam.
PITA # 7 : When your friend calls you at four in the morning to share his shattered love story for the tenth time.
PITA # 8 : When your mate asks you to select a gift for his darling.
PITA # 9 : When he fires you as his darling does not like the gift.
PITA # 10 : When he introduces his pretty girlfriend to you as ‘your sister.’
LOL! Yes, friends can be pain at different times. For me its most annoying when I want to speak least with someone and that person keeps calling or bugging in other way
Best way is to stay the hell away from mates who are hopelessly in love.
…. especially if you are not!